Joyce Jimenez
Nude

Though Joyce Jimenez hails from Los Angeles, most of her acting work (nearly all of which have featured her in some state of undress) has taken place in the Philippines. Nevertheless, Joyce managed to bring some of her skinfullness over to our shores for a turn in the 2001 Richard Grieco thriller Body Parts. Although she showed off her mammoth, Mother-of-Earth mammaries to Mr. Grieco during one memorable scene, it paled in comparison to some of her Filipino outings, most notably in Linlang (Trick) (1999), Warat (Destroyed) (2000), and Biyaheng Langit (Heaven’s Journey) (2000), all of which showcase her mountainous hooters in all their bared glory, as well as a few shots of beave here and there. Later we saw Joyce’s bongos but not her pusa in Balahibong Pusa (Cat Feathers) (2000). She answered “big boobs” to the question Ano bang meron ka? (What Do You Have?) (2001) and supplied video evidence. And in 2002 she popped a breast out for a little sexual suckling in Masikip mainit… paraisong parisukat (Tight Hot…Paradise Square) (2002). Around this time, Joyce began phasing herself out of the movie industry. She first decided on a business life and ultimately chose a family life. As such, Joyce’s final credit is 2007’s Lupin, where she played the character “Cortney Amor.” We would love to court Joyce in another nude role, but that would require her coming out of retirement just so that we can come out of our pants. Mr. Skin thinks that that’s the noblest of pursuits.